A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette’s word was quizzical. The redhead’s word was photosynthesis. The blonde’s word was dick.
Archive for June, 2006
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.” The woman says, “Okay. Give me a nice [...]
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing? [...]
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.” So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come [...]