Archive for July 7th, 2006

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RJ

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Joke of the Day – Yo momma

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo momma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate Yo momma’s so fat, when she steps on the scale it [...]

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RJ

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Joke of the Day – girl came skipping home

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?” “Yes, it’s [...]