Last week, I asked my students to write a few sentences about the ocean as a warm-up exercise for learning. The results I recieved were…interesting, to say the least. Here are the best of the bunch: 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2. Oysters’ balls are [...]
A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him “I believe I found the reason for your stuttering”. The man asked, “Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem.” The doctor replied, “Your penis is [...]
Here are a bunch of lateral thinking jokes that i got over the past few years. Some of them you may have heared because they are pritty well known. PS: The answers are at the bottom of the screen. PPS: It is best to have 2+ people. One that askes the Questions and 1+ to [...]
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.” “I did alright,” the drunk says with [...]