What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell she has a grenade in her mouth. What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot. What did the blonde say after her doctor told her she was pregnant? “Is it mine?” How [...]
TO: All Employees RE: Swearing at work It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. [...]
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even [...]
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge [...]