Joke of the Day – Confucius Say

“Passionate kiss like spider’s web – soon lead to undoing of fly.” “Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone!” “Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.” “Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.” “Man with one chopstick go hungry.” “Man trapped in whore house get jerked [...]