A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever [...]
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” Asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what [...]
A little boy and a little girl were in the bathtub having a bath together. The boy notices the girl looking down at him. “Can I touch it?” she asks. The boy replies, “No way! You already broke yours off!”
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat “you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.” The cat thinks for a moment and [...]
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases. On the Second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a [...]