On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid said, “Yeah.” The cop said, “Well, next year tell Santa to put [...]
John and Steve were high school buddies. They have not seen each other since they both went to college. Five years went by and they ran into each other at a bar. John spotted Steve first, “Hey Steve!” “Hey John! Long time no see!” John was surprised that Steve spoke smoothly without stutters–Steve has been [...]
A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it’s a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: “What’s the name of your penis?” The customers says: “Look, I’m just not into that kind of stuff. All [...]
An WWII American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a [...]
When I was younger I hated going to weddings … it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.