Archive for July 3rd, 2007

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Joke of the Day – Magic Watch

 A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” “Thanks,” says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and [...]

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Joke of the Day – Need a Costume

There’s this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later, he receives a parcel with a [...]