“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy thing.” Really means….”There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” [...]
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have [...]
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color [...]
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” 3. “Can [...]
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices the man sitting next to him is looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over and looks into the box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano. “… that’s amazing, where [...]