A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where y’all from?” The girl from New York said: “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” [...]
A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David [...]
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat [...]
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell?” The barman said, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walked over and said, “Hello. What are you guys doing?” Bush said, “We’re planning World War III.” The guy asked, “Really? What’s going to happen?” [...]