Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?” When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil [...]
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are 22 questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses: “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?” “The [...]
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2. Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other non-player must be in the bathroom at the time). 3. Ignore the first five people who say “good morning” to you. 4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, [...]
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth [...]