The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!” When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him [...]
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister. 6. [...]
I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I’m sick I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge. I will not conduct my own fire drills. Funny noises are not funny. I [...]
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. [...]