1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath [...]
There was a gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and [...]
A bigshot city lawyer and a redneck got into a car wreck on a hot summer day. The lawyer got out of his Ferrari, and the redneck got out of his pickup to survey the damage, and the redneck realized he was at fault… “YOU STUPID HICK!” shouted the lawyer, looking with contempt at the [...]
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as ‘Rocky’ in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. “Aren’t you the same ‘Rocky’ who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?” I asked. “Yes,” he replied, “but now I’m the sequel. I’ll be back three [...]