Archive for June, 2008

Joke of the Day – Psychic Frog

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says his Advisor, “in her biology class.” …………….. Get rid [...]

Joke of the Day – Cold Water Clean

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film [...]

Joke of the Day – Revenge

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after bagging items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a TV remote in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was [...]

Joke of the Day – Riding Bikes

Two women were riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome one late afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing darkness starts making one of the women a little nervous. She leans over to the other and says, “You know, I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “It’s the cobblestones.” [...]