Joke of the Day – The hustler
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Joke of the Day – The hustler

A guy walks in to a bar,sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives him his drink.

The guy says to the bartender,
“I’ll bet you $50 that I can bite my ear!”

The bartender says, “All right.”

The guy takes out his false teeth and bites his ear. The bartender pays him his $50.

The guy orders another drink. The bartender returns with his
drink and sets it on the bar.

The guy says to the bartender,
“I,ll bet you $50 that I can lick my eye!”

The bartender smiles and says, “I
know you can’t do that.”

The guy takes out his false eye,
licks his eye and puts it back in.
The bartender pays the guy $50 and walks away mad.

The guy gets up and mingles for a while. Twenty minutes later the guy sits back down at the bar and orders another drink. The bartender comes back with his drink.

The guy says to him “How would you like a chance to win your $100
dollars back?”

The bartender looks at him and
says, “All right what are you going to do this time?”

The guy says, “You take that beer
mug and slide it all the way down the bar,and I,ll pee in it and won’t miss a single drop.

The bartender accepts and slides the mug down the bar.

The guy starts pissing and pisses all over the bar, on the cups ,the whiskey,just everywhere.

The bartender says [with a smile],
“You owe me a hundred dollars”!

The guy pays him and walks away.

Twenty minutes later the guy returns to the bar with a smile,
and orders another drink.

The bartender brings him his drink and says,”Why are you so happy you just lost a hundred dollars?”

The guy says, “Well, you see those 3 guys over there? I bet them $200 a piece that I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn’t get mad!”

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