Two young boys started a conversation in the waiting room of a doctors’ office. The first one asked the other, “What are you here for?” The second replied, “I’m here to get circumcised.” “Oh! Boy!” said the first, “I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year and one-half.”
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?” So [...]
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard [...]
A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. “Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50,” the [...]