Three guys are drinking at the local bar. The first one brags, “I married me a good woman from North Dakota.I told her that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking and laundry. The first day we was married, she did the cleaning. The second day we was married, she was doing the cleaning [...]
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One penny!” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes.” So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with chips, [...]
A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the bullseye and win a prize.. Only a dollar for three darts. The drunk agrees and throws the first dart. A bullseye!! He [...]
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could by him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks, “Where are you from?”. “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds, “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s [...]
A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: [...]