An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian barmaid) takes his order, Fosters,and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of Jill’s shift he asks her if she wants to come [...]
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures. …………….. Get bridesmaids gifts and all wedding products at BrightWedding.com
A blonde walks up to a clerk in a store and says, “I would like to buy a toaster.” “I’m sorry but we dont sell toasters to blondes.” replies the clerk. Upset, the blonde storms out of the store. She goes home, dies her hair red and goes back to the store. “I would like [...]
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner. “Well,” said the chaffeur, “I’ve got a good [...]
a red head goes to the doctor and says ” Doc my body hurts all over !!” the doctor says ” well lets see ” so the red head touches her elbow and screams in agoney, then she touches her forehead and screams again , the doctor finaly says ” your not a red head [...]