I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets [...]
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its [...]
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries . . . but now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race . . . you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework . . . you’re a pansy. [...]
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have [...]
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back [...]