Joke of the Day – No, officer

A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. “Sir,” says the cop. “You were going 60 in a 50 miles per hr speed zone.” “No, I wasn’t.” “Yes, you were,” says the wife. “Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily. “And you weren’t wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop. [...]