Joke of the Day – The New Pastor

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote “Revelation 3:20 ” on the back and stuck it in the door. (Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”)

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. (Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”)

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