Three guys compare their stories of how drunk they were the night before. The first guy says, “I was so drunk, I went home and beat my wife.” The second guy says, “That is nothing, I went home, knocked over a candle, and burned my house down.” The third guys says, “Now THAT is nothing. [...]
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well one, I like to keep [...]
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote “Revelation 3:20 ” on the back and stuck it in the door. (Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I [...]
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...]
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels [...]