A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says Im sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!
Sorry. I didnt realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much, the passenger says.
Its not your fault, replies the cabbie.
Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse.
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