Archive for December, 2008

Joke of the Day – Old News

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde [...]

Joke of the Day – the blonde and the t.v….

so this blonde goes to a store and says “can i get that tv” the manager say “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. so the blonde goes back home and dies her hair red. then she goes to the store and askes for the t.v the manager say “no mam we dont sell to [...]

Joke of the Day – don’t understand

a blonde,brunette,and a red head decided to go on a game show.The object of the game was to walk up 100 stairs without laughing at the joke the host tells you.So te host tells then they’re joke then they begin waking.the brunette made it to the 10th step,the red haired girl made it to the [...]

Joke of the Day – swimming

Ok so there are a blonde a red head and a brunette and they are all stranded on a dessert island and the red head says im never getting out of here so she swims 1/2 way there and drowns and then the brunette thinks the red head got there so she swims 1/2 way [...]

Joke of the Day – The blondes and the Double Decker Bus

There’s a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated… they’re in a panic. They’re screaming, [...]