It was Jims birthday, and he was considered to be an old man by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jims friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said Hi Im your birthday present!

Startled, he asked What am I supposed to do with you?

Im yours for super sex, she answers.

So Jim replied Well, Im 75 years old so Ill have the soup.

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