Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J [...]
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing [...]
A man walked into a bar room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks”. The bartender said, “No problem sir, but I’ll need to see some money first”. The guy pulls out a huge wad of bills and sets them on [...]
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. ‘Not yet momma,’ said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he [...]
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant… and that in fact he’s never heard of it before. The blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some [...]