Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch….
Johnny ! shouted his mother. Watch your language! Youre not allowed to use the swearwords. But, Mom, replied the boy, thats what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it.
Next day Johnnys mother went right into the classroom to complain. Oh, heavens ! said the teacher. Thats not what I taught them. Theyre supposed to say, Two plus two, the sum of which is four.
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