One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn’t care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon [...]
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then [...]
The teacher walks into the room and says… “OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence.” Little Susie stands up and say “The sky is DEFINITLY blue.” The teacher says; “Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try.” Little Johnny is in the back [...]
There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, [...]
There once were two priests, father Dick and father Ray. One day after a very long mass, the two priests decided to hit the showers, halfway through there showers the priests realized that there was no soap. So, father Ray says to Father dick “I have extra soap in my room, I’ll go get some”. [...]