Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, “Oh, that’s mommy’s black sponge.” A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, “Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!” [...]
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what “shit” meant. Thinking fast she replied “food on the table”. Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does “son of a bitch” mean. Again, thinking fast again she says “It’s a priest”. Next day he comes home a asks [...]
Your momma’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn I asked your momma “what’s for lunch” …She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise I asked your momma “what’s for lunch” …She opened up her legs and said crabs Your momma’s like a gun, two cocks and she’s [...]
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn’t like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: “Ooh, I don’t often meet anyone in these parts.” They were amazed that the frog had talked to them. The golden [...]
There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn’t afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said “We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married”. So they got married and all three daughters then said “I want [...]