A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn’t be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful [...]
A little old lady went into The Bank of America one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted on speaking with the president of the bank. Because she was a little old lady and it was such a lot of money. They were finally able to get her in to the president’s office. He [...]
Sven was looking for a job and heard that there was an opening for a janitor at the local Babtist church. He applied for the job and the interview went very well. “You have the job,” he was told, “just sign this paper.” Sven made a big “X” on the paper. “What’s that?” he was [...]
Farmer Jeb decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’” questioned the lawyer. Farmer Jeb responded, “Well I’ll tell you what [...]