Joke of the Day – tourist

An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders. “What?” “Masturbate. Right now!” Nervously, the tourist obliges. “Now, do it again”. “I can’t do it again” “DO it again!” [...]