The Australian, the Frenchman and the Canadian were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives. “After I have zee sex wiz my wife’” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.” “After I [...]
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed. The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them [...]
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, “Stop, [...]
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, [...]
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. That’s a hardware problem. A’: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down. A”: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project. “““““ Hate the taste of cilantro? Does it ruin your [...]