A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, [...]
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. That’s a hardware problem. A’: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down. A”: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project. “““““ Hate the taste of cilantro? Does it ruin your [...]
You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The [...]
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I”ll give you a hundred dollars.” The fisherman [...]