Joke of the Day – brunettes

Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage

Q:What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch?
A: The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q. What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

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