Archive for September, 2010

Joke of the Day – A Bun In The Oven

A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “Im having a […]

Joke of the Day – honeymoon

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, […]

Joke of the Day – Can you see the golf ball?

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife. “Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.” “Well you’re 75 years old now, Jack, why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” suggested his wife. “But he’s 85 and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” […]

Joke of the Day – Jill and John

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!” […]