Q. Why don’t blondes eat Jello?
A. They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q. What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she’s been laid all over the country.
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