Joke of the Day – Marriage is..
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Joke of the Day – Marriage is..

A best man’s speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

A classified ad which read “Wife Wanted” received hundreds of responses, all from men saying “You can have mine.”

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband expects his wife to be perfect… and to understand why he’s not.

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