Duncan McDaniel decides to take a vacation. So he flies off to Canada for six weeks of hunting and camping.
The guide tells Duncan they have hire all the equipement for the duration, Duncan says (with his heavy scottish accent) Oh eye thats fantastic Paul.
The guide also explains that theyll be hunting moose, and bear, and fishing for salmon and theyll be walking for eight hours before setting up camp. After eight hours of walking they set up camp, and settle down by the camp fire with a hot mug of coffee.
After about 5 minutes this huge moose comes barging through the camp and completely trashes it, while Duncan and the guide dive for cover behind a bush and a boulder. Duncan pops his head from behind the boulder and shouts (scottish accent) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? The guide shouts back THAT WAS A MOOSE!!! Duncan shouts back IF THATS MOUSE, HOW BIG ARE THE FUCKING CATS AROUND HERE?
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