These two rednecks Billy Bob & Chub go hunting one afternoon. While they are out, Chub all of a sudden falls over and quits breathing. The other redneck Billy Bob pulls out his cellphone and calls 911. He says, “O my gosh, my friend Chub just fell down on the ground and quit breathin. I think he might be dead.” Well, the 911 employee says “Make sure he’s dead.” Billy Bob says “Okay, give me a second.” All of a sudden, they hear a loud bang. Billy Bob picks the phone back up and says “Yup, he’s dead alrite.”

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