One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor’s kid – Little Johnny. The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat [...]
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, “Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn’t like me to stay out during late night.” The first guy replies, “I’ll help you out of this. Just do [...]
Doug meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special offer for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” Doug replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at [...]
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive [...]