Archive for November, 2011

Joke of the Day: Going up to my room

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.” When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!” The mom walks to the door [...]

Joke of the Day: taxi

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.” “““““ Thanksgiving [...]

Joke of the Day: Didn’t come home

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had [...]

Joke of the Day: New Jeep Wrangler

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Jeep Wrangler and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck???!!!” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents. They knew what a Jeep Wrangler cost. “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me just [...]