Joke of the Day: Going up to my room

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.”

When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!”

The mom walks to the door and ask, “What the hell is going on?”

The girl says, “Mom were just having sex.” and the mom says, “Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.”

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Joke of the Day: taxi

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi.

The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.

The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?”

The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”

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Joke of the Day: Didn’t come home

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband’s 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.

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Joke of the Day: New Jeep Wrangler

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Jeep Wrangler and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck???!!!” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” demanded his parents. They knew what a Jeep Wrangler cost.

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” they said.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. I don”t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Jeep Wrangler for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my Goodness!,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what”s going on.” So the boy”s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Jeep Wrangler for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn”t intend to come back).
He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Jeep Wrangler and send him the money.
So I did.”

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