The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you .. I want a [...]
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn’t help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, “Yes, I [...]
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $75!” So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $75 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then [...]
A little boy was in a aunt’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, “ROAR,” step, step, [...]
It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, ‘Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?’ ‘No, madam, ‘he replied, ‘they’re all dead.’ “““““ [...]