Joke of the Day: Homer Simpson Quotes…
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Joke of the Day: Homer Simpson Quotes…

I won’t apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way that I am.

Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

God can’t be everywhere, right?

Good things don’t end in ‘eum’, they end in ‘mania’… or ‘teria’.

Goodbye, Lisa. Remember me as I am… filled with murderous rage!

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

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