Archive for February, 2012

Joke of the Day: Pharmacy Clerk

A front end clerk in a pharmacy has just been admonished by the owner for missing too many sales. “I’m sorry” the boss says “But one more missed sale and your fired” The next customer that comes in has a terrible cough and asks the problem clerk for help. Unable to recall where the cough [...]

Joke of the Day: Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” [...]

Joke of the Day: Seeing spots

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.” The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor?” the man replies, “No, just spots.” “““““ Adult Dating Reviews at Adult-Dating-Reviews.com

Joke of the Day: Aching tooth

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. “““““ Find other Executives to date at ExecutivesCupid.com ! Visit [...]