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Joke of the Day: Bridge to Hawaii

A guy is cruising along the California coast, when he asks God for just one wish, for being a good and honest man.

God actually replies, “OK…just one wish!”

The guy is shocked, and just blurts out the first thing that comes to mind… “A bridge to Hawaii!”

God says “Erm…that’s a lot of work…plus, people would notice. I’m supposed to work in mysterious ways, know what I mean? How about something else…”

“OK…how about this…I want to understand women. I want to understand how they think…everything about them!”

God says, “Uh…so, yeah, you want a two-lane or a four-lane-bridge?”

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