‘You know what?’ says the 5 year old, ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’
The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says,
‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?’
‘Ok’ the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast.
‘Shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Fruit Loops ‘
WHACK…she spanks him
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, ‘And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?’
‘I don’t know mum, but it won’t be fuc#ing Fruit Loops’
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