Joke of the Day:  Prisoner Jokes
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Joke of the Day: Prisoner Jokes

I was sent to prison and I said to my cell mate, “I won’t be in here long.”

He replied, “Well the judge did give you 6 years.”

“Yeah I know, but I think my wife will break me out, she’s never let me finish a fucking sentence before.”

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When i was in prison, all i could think about was my wife, and how i missed her.

An inch to the right and it would’ve been a headshot!

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A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a
cell with a huge evil looking guy.

The big guy says, “I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or
the wife?”

The accountant replies, “Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess
I’d rather be the husband.”

The big guy says, “Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife’s dick.”

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