An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond when he spotted a bullfrog.
He reached down and grabbed the frog and started to put him in his pocket when the bullfrog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I will turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”
Again the old farmer started to put the frog in his pocket.
The frog asked, “Didn’t you hear what I said?”
The farmer looked at the frog and said,” At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
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