The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the female students got together and decided that next time, when this happens again, they will all walk out in unison.
The professor got wind of this plot. Next morning, after he entered the lecture hall, he said: “Good morning! Have you heard about the shortage of prostitutes in India?”
Now all the female students stood up and headed toward the exit.
The professor continued: “Oh, ladies, please wait, the boat to India doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
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