A very spiritual man was in dire need of money. The man was out of work and his rent was due by the end of the week without much money to his name. The man went to church every week and prayed regularly. So the man had an idea to pray to god to win the local lottery.
The first two nights the man prayed for a hour straight nonstop to god, but is none the richer.
The next two nights the man prayed for two hours straight nonstop, but still has not won the lottery.
The last two nights before the rent was due the man prayed for four hours straight nonstop intensely, but still has not won. He started to feel betrayed.
On the last night the man went to the town church and started cursing out the lord and shouting on the top of his lungs with hateful words. The man started kicking over pews and breaking things left and right. As this moment dark clouds started to gather around the church and thunder was heard booming for miles. A large gust of wind came through and knocked the church doors down with a hollowing voice exclaiming…
“IT WOULD HELP IF YOU BOUGHT A DAMN TICKET”!
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